Gosh Darn Hoot 'n' Holler p/b Weiss Watch Company

Distances and entry

• 20 Mile Ride — $143.23
• 30 Mile Ride — $143.23
• 40 Mile Ride — $165.11
• 70 Mile Ride — $165.11
• 100 Mile Ride — $165.11

About Gosh Darn Hoot 'n' Holler p/b Weiss Watch Company

You ever just wanna go camping and ride some gravel with your friends? Yeah, us too. That's why we started this bike-ride-with-a-party-in-the-woods.

So here's what to expect:

Free walk-in tent camping, a delicious, nutritious, and filling post-ride meal, post-ride beverages (sober friends, we got you! Tasty NA bevs guaranteed.), bonfire, shenanigans and games, and a big ole party-in-the-woods!

For more information on the event, please visit goshdarn.org

All rides are on 4/4/26. Camping is open from 4/3 through 4/5.
Register by 3/11/26 to get a free t-shirt.

Included in the price of registration this year: 

• Entry to the 20, 30, 40, 70, or 100-mile ride.

• Event t-shirt (must register by the cut-off date).

• Free beer (21+ only), NA beverages, and post-ride meal. 

• A “survival kit” to get you through the weekend.

• Free walk-in tent camping.

Whatever route you choose, you can expect to encounter a robust variety of gravel and terrain – from well-groomed gravel to rutted-out jeep trails, blazing-fast descents, creek crossings, and punchy climbs. Hickman County’s gravel is loose, large, and will have you saying “gosh” and “darn” more than once!

We’re Committed to being a Community Centered Event

As an event, we are committed to creating a welcoming environment that fosters communities that see the diversity we experience in our daily lives. This includes removing whatever barriers we can control. One of those barriers is the cost of attending an event like Gosh Darn.

Introducing Our New Grant Program:
All Y’all in Our Holler

As a continued effort to create with fair and equal access for all, we’re excited to announce the “All Y’all in Our Holler” grant. We’re dedicating $2,000 towards the registration of riders in need. Grant applications will open on 1/8/2026 and close on 2/18/2026. Grant recipients will be notified on 2/16/2026. Anyone is welcome to apply, and those interested in doing so should visit our website to learn more.
 

Due to the nature of the event and the costs associated with its organization, refunds from the event will not be considered. Riders may not defer their registration to a subsequent year. If the event is canceled in its entirety, refunds will be available as allowed by Movemint's registration protection plan. Participants interested in protecting their registration against the unforeseen should consider purchasing a protection plan.

Gravel can be dangerous, and injuries can be expensive. We strongly urge riders to consider event-day medical insurance.